| Oh Ngam Ta, it's so big! |
They say Thailand is a
pretty exotic and erotic place – and it was just a few days into our Thailand
adventure that I temporarily forgot all about Darling alas, and had a heady lesbian
encounter with an Asian elephant called Ngam Ta. I had a hosepipe and soap and
I gave Ngam Ta an all over rub which pretty much changed my life. Her skin was
rough and exciting, her ears flapped evocatively and her trunk, oh it was so
big! Sorry Darling.