Showing posts with label slowveld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slowveld. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Putting the mmm in Mpumalanga

We call Mpumalanga the Slowveld, You know, like the Lowveld, but sultry with extra steam and less speed. More time to explore the ancient mountains, scenic passes, lovely wildlife and fabulous people. Here’s my soul selection. 


High upon a White River sunset We park off on the veranda overlooking the Swartfontein Dam in the dreamy hills above White River. We have giant G&Ts and watch the sun slip sexily down the sky. When it gets dark the stars take over. We are off-the-grid, solar-powered, candlelit. We see the Milky Way in glorious detail and listen to the purr of the night. www.krugerlowveld.com


Day driving through southern Kruger The dawn breaks warm as we trundle sleepily into southern Kruger, Malelane Gate. It’s spring and there are babies everywhere. We ooh and aah. At lunch we stop and watch the baby elephants hold onto their mothers’ tails as they cross the Lower Sabie River. www.krugerpark.co.za


Looking over the Makhonjwa Mountains My heart sings at the sight of these wild green mountains on the edge of the Slowveld and Swaziland. The Barberton Mountain Lands, greenstone rocks dating from the dawn of time. Three and a half billion years, some of the oldest on earth containing evidence of life’s first forms. Geologists, scientists and boffins from NASA have been coming here for years. My best. Faints of happiness. https://www.nightjartravel.com/magazine/makhonjwa-magic


On the edge of Blyde River Canyon I drop to my knees at the sight of the Blyde River Canyon. God’s Window. Sheer green cliffs and a silver dam. Highlight of the Slowveld’s Panorama Route, the Blyde is the third biggest canyon in the world after the USA’S Grand Canyon and Namibia’s Fish River Canyon. Take a hip flask. www.mpumalanga.com


Jolling in Nelspruit We’re after a different kind of wild life now, and there’s fabulous ear candy at Die Stoep, a groovy venue at the back of a street-facing coffee shop in Sonpark Boulevard. There are pink pillars and fairy lights and the steps are painted like piano keys. We make friends with everyone and end up with hangovers. www.diestoep.co.za


Kaapeshoop on a Sunday Day trippers head up the steep pass to this eccentric misty village in the mountains. The Bohemian Groove Café is the soul spot. Great food, strong drink and live music. Kaapsehoop was once a gold rush town - for about ten minutes -  and today is famed for its wild horses and lovely walks, as well as cast of interesting bistros, bars and fabulous people. www.bohemiangroovecafe.co.za


Roadtripping the Slowveld By virtue of its geology, the Slowveld offers some of the most scenic and sexiest roads you could hope to take. We travel the Long Tom Pass, the Abel Erasmus Pass (slipping through the Strijdom Tunnels), the Saddleback Pass. We drive the Panorama Route and into the Wild Frontier and off to Mozambique, destination Maputo where spicy food and groovy people await. www.mpumalanga.com





Saturday, 24 October 2015

Soul safari with extra leopard

The Soul Safari concept was pioneered some years ago by the charming Bernie Smith of Garonga Safari Camp near Hoedspruit in Limpopo. Back then it raised a few eyebrows – a soul safari? Male ballerinas? Lite beer? Quick, call ranger security, get the rifles! 
But now the Lowveld has chilled out to the point we call it the Slowveld, and people like me and the Ministry of Fabulousness, remain eternally grateful to Bernie for the chance take our souls on safari.

The great outdoors meets inner peace. Gentle game drives end with massages in the Aroma Boma. Nature provides the inspiration for the North African style décor. Try a night time Bush Bath or head for the outdoor deck for sleeping out under the stars; just you and the roaring lions…

Oh and of course, Darling. This was indeed his first visit to the African bush after many years on an island in the Pacific and I think it would be safe to say he thoroughly enjoyed the Soul Safari. Astonishingly he remembered the name of the fork-tailed drongo – “That’s a fork-tailed drongo!” he shouted excitedly – he was peeing and had a beer in his hand.  I was impressed.

Garonga is a special place. We met a German family that had been there for two weeks once a year, eleven years in a row. That’s Trip Advisor fantasy stuff isn’t it? 
Darling and I got to see giraffe, rhino, zebra, wildebeest and lion. Although the lion were furtive. During breakfast we saw two elephants at the watering hole below the lodge and a whole gang of zebras and bokke pull in over lunch. We also spotted a very cheeky squirrel that stole the nuts and muffins from the breakfast buffet. 

We saw the iconic African sunset – and most deliciously of all - a leopard that strolled sexily over the sun kissed path on our first game drive. Aah lucky leopard. Darling’s first. Yeah, Garonga definitely scores high on the Fabulousness Rating. Soul Safari, must do. Check out www.garonga.com