Wednesday 7 October 2015

Slow boat to Coral Lodge

The pretty pink boat that could  
So I’m in reception at Escondidinho, the forlorn Frenchman’s guesthouse on the historic Ilha de Mocambique. I’m already hot and discombobulated. It has taken three hustlers, the receptionist, the forlorn Frenchman’s son, a frenzy of sign language and haggling over small denominations of cash to finally kick start my Mozambican SIM card and load airtime onto my smart fucking phone.
Now here I am talking to Nelson from Coral Lodge 15.41 across the bay.
“Hi Nelson, do you think you could er, lend us the cash to pay the boatmen to come out to your place? Um, this is Bridget, er Bridget from the Ministry of Fabulousness…”  With a touch of Cash-flow-alitis- in-foreign-landus. “The island banks, they’re not synched to our, er, finances right now”. It was true. Darling’s Bank of Hawaii was not speaking to Ilha do MoÒ«ambique’s Millenium Bim Bank . Funny that.
Pause.
“Of course!” said Nelson with enthusiasm, actual enthusiasm. “I will have the cash waiting for you, see you later”.
Salty sailor hard at work 
And so we sailed local style with a couple of happy salty sailors across the bay to Coral Lodge in an old-fashioned dhow and sure enough, there scurried down the stairs, the cash-carrier and above Nelson stood, arms akimbo and said “Welcome to Coral Lodge”.
Aaah Coral Lodge.  Karra-raj as it sounds in softer Swahili, corra-lodj, in swarthy Portuguese. Mmmmm. Soft white sands, baobab sunsets, fabulous food and really cool people. Set in a little bay with thatched chalets, a pool, various places of repose, a sexy bar and dining room visited occasionally by a nagapie (bushbaby) which sat on Darling’s head for a while. I can’t remember its name now, damn I should have taken notes but I was drinking an incredible G&T at the time, with lime, cinnamon, Madagascar peppercorns and star anise.
The place for honeymooners and swooners 
Seriously this place is amazing: there are outdoor showers, air-con built into the bed (WTF!) cushions everywhere, beach loungers. Waiters pop up with coconut milk cocktails at just the right time. You can go on gentle snorkels and dives, a bit of quiet kayaking or just hang out and swim. Oh and the Indian Ocean, that sighs and sings in blues and greens. Sweet tides.
Coral Lodge is the place for honeymooners, swooners, crooners, over- the- mooners. But the part we liked the most turned out to be the village nearby the lodge. This is Cabaceira Pequana, an ancient place with crumbling noble mosques dating back some 600 years, and a small population of about a thousand. It’s famed for its cemeteries and architecture and its boa gente (good people) as Da Gama described them.
Acine, part guide, part wannabe pop star 
Our guide was Amine from Coral Lodge. When he wasn’t working he was a singer in a local band. So along with a solemn visit to the grave of Mussa Al Biki who was the sultan here at the time of the arrival of the first Portuguese, he also took us to a house to watch a short video clip of him performing a kind of R&B island rap. “It’s about a broken heart right?” Said Darling with simpatico. Amine nodded and touched his chest.
The children of Cabaceira
He took us on a tour of the village and we saw children, cats, dogs, goats and chickens, and old men playing games on wooden boards. We peeked inside the small cool houses with thatch and reed and the spaza shops which have little on offer. Cabaceira is caught in the grip of old and new. There are increasing numbers of cellphones and satellite dishes but the people still live mostly off the land, a few employed in the hotel or on the island.
Water from an ancient well 

The village still draws its water from a well built by Vasco da Gama. Think jazz maestro Abdullah Ibrahim’s Water from an Ancient Well. We watched the young women and girls drawing water with plastic buckets and nylon ropes, waving palm trees in the background. And then round the corner, much to Darling’s delight there was a soccer field with actual soccer players! So he dashed on for a round or two and got over excited as men do when they play football.  I think it was the highlight of Nelson’s life when he heard about it. What is it about men and football?
Darling in action 

“We of Coral Lodge will never forget you”, he said to Darling, when we left. “You have played football with us, you have played the trumpet and made us happy and worn our bushbaby, thank you ... thank you my dear friend”. He said that about a million times when we left – and afterwards in emails and Facebook messages, “Dear friend, we thank you for the love and enthusiasm you gave us in these past days, many
The iconic dhow upon the Indian Ocean, sigh... 
hugs from Nelson… oh and say hello to Brenda.”
Check out http://www.newmarkhotels.com/accommodation/lodges/coral-lodge-15-41/  xxxxxx

 

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