Showing posts with label whisky index. Show all posts
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Thursday, 7 May 2015

The Immaculate Sunset

Down and delicious at Lagoa Poelela, southern Mozambique
Just what is it about an immaculate sunset? Is it the colour, the timing, the feeling it brings? Its meaning is quite different to a sunrise, which for me is the joyous outbreak of new possibility. A sunset is the slow farewell, the heart breaking goodbye, the last kiss before the lover gets on the train. It is pain and pleasure. It is the onset of darkness, the end of reason. It is Hesperian depression exquisitely personified.
I have spent a good part of my life as a travel writer chasing the immaculate sunset. And I’m pleased to say I found one a while back at Lagoa Poelela, near Inhambane, in southern Mozambique. We are 1hour 15 from Inharrime said their SMS with directions. Sunset at 5pm. It was all the bait we needed to put foot. From the main EN1, we turned off the road to Ponta Zavora, upcoming dive-n-surf spot, and barrelled down coconut lane (Inhambane province has over 3 million coconut trees) arriving within half an hour of the sun set.
Oh my.
High drama on the Indian Ocean 
To the distant thrum of the unseen sea behind enormous dunes, the orange sun and the copper waters of Lagoa Poelela performed an extraordinary, almost obscene, farewell dance. As the sun slipped sexily down the skies, there were pink and coral clouds, wild bronze and mackerel silver reflections. Flocks of birds shadowed the sky. The jetty poles stood in black silhouette. We stood in wonder.
Well just for a moment. Then we quickly got out cameras, being media types and all, graciously accepted G&Ts and got stuck into the perfect sunset. Chatting, snapping, sipping, more snapping. Once upon a donkey’s years ago I worked for a travel magazine whose delightful curmudgeon of an editor, if you’ll indulge the paradox, made his young underling photojournalists swear they would never, ever, on any account whatsoever submit a photograph of a sunset. He would have no truck with chocolate box rubbish he said, sunsets were simply natural occurrences that happened daily and did little to expand our understanding of humanity or travel. I spent many unhappy hours restraining myself (those were pre-digital days, we used film, expensive film) from taking sunset photographs, even in the Zambezi where they are famously wild and red.
“This one’s for you bru”, I said out loud, as I snapped my thousandth shot of the perfect Lagoa Poelela sunset.
The sunrises aren't too bad either 
Lagoa Poelela faces due west and is an eco-lodge with pleasant self-catering chalets overlooking the shores of Lagoa Poelela, a lake that never reaches the sea. It’s pretty surreal because you hear the sea but you can’t see it. It’s about 2km away over the dunes, and you can walk there or drive.  The lagoa (lake) covers around 76kms square and is surrounded by wetlands, estuaries and coconut groves. It’s fairly low in salinity (you could mix it with whisky at a push) and high in birdlife. Plenty, plenty birds.
The okes here quite rightly decided not to allow any motorised activities alongside the shores of this gentle lagoa, no quad bikes, no motor boats, no jet skis. So it’s very Zen hanging out here. I think the best thing to do is to slip off quietly on a kayak and go explore the mangroves and estuaries. It’s a gentle pursuit, and very good for the tits, girls. Move slowly and lightly, quietly, through the waters, exploring lagoa’s edge, listening to the birds, eyeing the silver horizon …. 
Loving the Afro-brolly on the beach at high tide 











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Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Sailing the Straits of Salamander

Smooching girl sailors                                        
It’s not often one gets invited aboard a yacht called Salamander by a lesbian sailor with a bottle of whisky. “She’s an ace skipper”, said her girlfriend, a journalist, so I armed myself with a stiff Hankey Bannister and climbed on.
We started our adventure with a hearty breakfast at the Yacht Club at the Ebenezer Dam which is near Haenertsburg village in Limpopo. Not many people have heard of Haenertsburg, never mind the Ebenezer Dam, which is one of the area’s most beautiful and underrated water holes. Deep, clean, crowd free and encircled by moody mountains.  
“But the Yacht Club is for members only”, I began my witty repartee with the lesbians…  Yes indeed someone has to be a member haha, and so it turned out that Ace Skipper was, and had borrowed the yacht from a friend. Full of of faded photographs, not-so-shiny trophies and the odd needlepoint painting, the clubhouse has been around forever and is an old and somewhat shabby Deco style building overlooking the dam. But with a fringe of creeper and the right light on the distant bobbing yachts it feels vaguely European, possibly even Eastern European. 
Gracious views from the yacht club terrace

It took quite a long time for us women to get on to Salamander who is a rather small girl herself. But we did eventually set sail, with assorted cooler boxes, cameras, cell phones, ipods, speakers, sarongs, hats, sunblock and nary a man in sight. Sadly I am from that rather old-fashioned school that thinks sailing is something men do for you while you worry about your hair and your wineglass. This time however, my skills were going to be required and Ace Skipper was very patient and explained carefully what a cleat was and also why we all needed to sit at the back of the yacht on take-off.
A good breeze, a sunny day, we headed out towards the waterfall which is at the western end of the dam. We chugged past the old community hall, various holiday homes and newer developments on the shore. I have to say there’s not a lot of taste going down here, and there are a bit too many clubs for my liking - the boat club, the yacht club, the trout club, the angling club and so on. I am a bit Groucho Marx about clubs (won’t belong to one that will have me as a member) so I settled into the Monaco Position (lying on top of the yacht with a drink) and just chilled out.
Reflections on a sailing salamander                                            

What a glorious day. It scored very well on my Whisky Index - proper short glasses, endless ice, soda water – which is always a good thing. We loved the mountain view, swam to the waterfall, endured a brief cloudburst, shared a lot of stories about boats, yachts, sailing. My sailing skills are abysmal but my story was impressive thank goodness– I had recently sailed the bay of Waikiki in Hawaii which is part of some wanky Conde Naste magazine bucket list, so we drank a bit more and decided I should do a story on Yacht Clubs in Africa, starting with the Ebenezer Yacht Club. 
I have already done the Maputo Yacht Club, as it were, which is jaunty and retro-nautical and has a steel band in floral shirts that plays Afro-Mediterranean beat as the waiters prance around dispensing plates of prawns and cold beers . So that's two. And Ace Skipper’s lovely friend’s husband has a yacht in Lagos apparently, so it looks like I may be onto something ... 

Wild times at the Ebenezer Yacht Club in Limpopo